Cobra Commander Captured!

By W. R. Miller on February 9, 2014

Yes, Cobra Commander has been captured, not by a G.I. Joe, but by a Power Ranger. Jason David Frank, known for his roles as the Green Ranger, White Ranger, Red Zeo Ranger, Red Turbo Ranger and Black Dino Ranger, caught the insidious Cobra Commander lurking about the Wizard World convention in New Orleans this weekend. Authorities are currently “processing” the purported terrorist for information. It is unknown whether this involves forcing him to watch 1980s TV episodes of G.I. Joe. It is assumed that Hasbro will post bail for his release.

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Photo © Jason David Frank.

We are indebted to Mr. Frank for capturing the leader of this ruthless terrorist organization.

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