Greetings, my friends.
I am the Justice Dragon. It is my honor, and my pleasure, to protect you from the unsavory villains usually called Monsters. Have you not been menaced by one lately? Then you know I have done my duty.
Thankfully, many that remain in your world sleep in the winter, as I do. If an emergency arises, I will wake to eliminate the danger.
Now spring has arrived. I have awakened from slumber, fully refreshed and ready to engage the unnatural threats to our world.
If, in the meantime, you have any questions to ask of me, feel free to ask. My scribe will relay my answers, as my claws are too cumbersome to type on dainty little keyboards. You may reach me through my electronic “social media” page here.
As always I bid you good day.
Vade cum Deo!